"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory

My redesign hot take is that if you’re aiming to “desexualize” a female character, don’t make her boobs smaller. You’re implying a lot here.

the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

FIRST KANAPHAN & KHAOTUNG THANAWAT Love Out Loud Fan Fest D2 (May 19th, 2024)

“Oh, you shouldn’t block people just for being rude to you in the notes” buddy, I will block you for being rude to somebody else in the notes. You don’t get to use my posts as a platform to verbally abuse other people.