Carol Danvers: Hi, I'm Carol Danvers from Captain Marvel (does the thumb-pinky finger salute to the camera) and you're watching the Disney Channel! (shoots a photon blast to make the Disney symbol)
Frank Castle: Hey, I'm Frank Castle from the Punisher (slits a man's throat, covering Frank's face in blood) and you're watching the fucking Disney Channel. HOOOOAAAAAHHHHH (keeps yelling while firing a machine gun, which shoots rainbow bullets that makes the Disney symbol)
Daisy Johnson: Yo yo yo, I'm Daisy Johnson aka Quake aka Skye aka Destroyer of Worlds (laughs and yells, 'ha, NOPE') from Agents of SHIELD and you're watching the Disney Channel (quakes the camera and the crack marks form the Disney symbol)
Tony Stark: Can't believe I'm doing this-Oh, hey there, I'm Tony Stark, the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist from Iron Man (puts sunglasses on and smirks at the camera) and you're watching the Disney Channel (uses the repulsor beams to make the Disney symbol).
Karolina Dean: (looks at the rainbow stick used to make the Disney symbol, smirks at the camera, then tosses it away) Hi, my name is Karolina Dean from the Runaways and you're watching the Disney Channel (uses her rainbow powers to make the Disney symbol)
Steve Rogers: (obviously reading from a script behind his shield) Hi, my name is Steve Rogers from Captain America...wait, I'm Captain America-oh, sorry, I get what you mean now. And you're watching the Disney channel (tosses his shield and as his shield flies around, it forms the Disney symbol)
Groot: I am Grooot. I AM Groot. I am GROOT. I ammmmmm Groot. Iiiii am Groooot. (creates the Disney symbol with his limbs)
Matt Murdock: (looking the wrong way) The darkness consumes my soul. It forces me to go out every night, to battle those who wish to do harm to others. It is my curse. But my city needs me to be the Devil. My name is Matt Murdock from Daredevil and you're watching the Disney Channel (does a few kung fu kicks before using his batons to make the Disney symbol)
Foggy Nelson, off to the side: Way to kill the mood, Mattie.
Hank: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
[Silence]
Simon: I did, I broke it-
Hank: No. No, you didn’t. Josh?
Josh: Don’t look at me. Look at Connor.
Connor: What? I didn’t break it.
Josh: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Connor: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Josh: Suspicious.
Connor: No, it’s not.
Rk900: If it matters… probably not… Gavin was the last one to use it.
Gavin: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Rk900: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Gavin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nines!
Simon: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Hank.
Hank: No. Who broke it?
Markus: Hank, North has been awfully quiet…
North: Really?!
Markus: Yeah, really!
[Cut to Hank in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
Hank: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.