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CHRIS HEMSWORTH as THOR ODINSON
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
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This entire scene Thor was like ‘Tony, you’re not a monster I will not allow you to think that!’
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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 & 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑.
independent , private , low activity writing blog for BUCKY BARNES mcu and headcanon based ; as told by lea.
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EEP!!!!
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I FUCKING LOVE MY WORK OK
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Fernando Pessoa // Michel Foucault
#🦄 LOOKING GOOD JOHN ⸺ BUCKY BARNES | THE WINTER SOLIDER#🦄 WITH STYLE PETITE ⸺ REMY LEBEAU | GAMBIT#🦄 MY DADDY SAYS ITS GOOD FOR YOU ⸺ YELENA BELOVA#🦄 EVIL HAND ⸺ LINDSEY McDONALD#🦄 THANK GOD WERE HOT CHICKS WITH SUPER POWERS ⸺ FAITH LEHANE#🦄 FAERIE VAMPIRE PRINCE ⸺ MACKLYN WARLOW
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ZOEY DEUTCH AS ERICA VANDROSS IN FLOWER (2017)
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WHO AM I?
I AM THE VOICE OF TH RAIN.
AND THE WILL OF THE WIND
I AM CALLED THUNDER BRINGER
independent thor odinson.
mcu compliant.
endgame divergent.
many verses to choose from.
no marvel knowledge required to interact.
written by: elyse est.may 2020
CARRD.
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𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
18+. sexual themes ahead. this list was primarily made to get conversations around kink going but like it says on the tin, context matters. stay safe, smart, and have fun.
“ use your words. ”
“ don’t think i didn’t notice how much you seemed to enjoy that. ”
“ yeah, or … you could keep going. ”
“ ask me nicely. ”
“ you think i don’t already know what you need ? ”
“ don’t make me say it. it’s embarrassing. ”
“ got yourself into quite the predicament there, haven’t you ? ”
“ all you have to do is ask. ”
“ no … keep it on. ”
“ you promised you could keep quiet. ”
“ you don’t have to be shy. don’t i always make you feel good ? ”
“ trust me. i know how to make you feel good. ”
“ i’m all for your little pain kink, but you need to rest. ”
" will you try them on for me ? “
” so that’s a thing for you, huh ? duly noted. “
” you bet your sweet ass i’m using this to my advantage later. “
” interesting reaction. we’ll be talking about that later. “
” maybe tonight we could do the thing you wanted to try … “
” this what you needed ? “
” say it back to me, who do you belong to ? “
” yeah. yeah, but it’s a good hurt, keep going. “
[ HAND ] for sender to clamp their hand around receiver’s mouth to keep them quiet
[ MUFFLE ] for receiver to clamp their hand around sender’s mouth to keep them quiet
[ UNIFORM ] for sender to see receiver in a uniform for the first time and obviously get distracted
[ LOOK ] for receiver to see sender in uniform for the first time and obviously get distracted
[ CHOKE ] for sender to put receiver in a chokehold during a fight and receiver accidentally moans about it
[ CHOKED ] for receiver to put sender in a chokehold during a fight and sender accidentally moans about it
[ STRIP ] for sender to change their clothes in front of receiver and receiver is noticeably flustered
[ DRESS ] for receiver to change their clothes in front of sender and sender is noticeably flustered
[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to discover that sender has sensitive ” insert. “ [ now’s the time to confess your muse’s weak spots ]
[ PAIN ] for receiver to admit they like it rough and/or painful to stop sender from being too gentle or careful with them
[ PAINED ] for sender to admit they like rough and/or painful to stop receiver from being too gentle or careful with them
[ CHECK ] for receiver to check in with sender whether what they’re doing is okay
[ TEST ] for sender to check in with receiver whether what they’re doing is okay
[ THIRST ] for receiver to want sender really badly because they’re horny or have been teased but sender resists
[ WAIT ] for sender to want receiver really badly because they’re horny or have been teased but receiver resists
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🐝 * ― 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( nsfw ! just another assortment of random sentences that can be used for smutty situations. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ relax, and just let me kiss you. ❜
❛ be naked when i come home. ❜
❛ i wanna do bad things to you. ❜
❛ you’re gonna beg for it, baby. ❜
❛ me. you. bed. now. ❜
❛ i want to taste you. ❜
❛ i’ve been waiting for this all day. ❜
❛ ready for round two ? ❜
❛ you make me smile … and also super horny, but that’s not the point. ❜
❛ do whatever you want to me. ❜
❛ all i could think about today was you. ❜
❛ my words can do a better job of teasing you than my words can. ❜
❛ tell me where you want me to touch you first. ❜
❛ you have no idea how much i want you right now. ❜
❛ just looking at you is making me horny. ❜
❛ if we were alone right now, what would you do to me ? ❜
❛ you’re not wearing any underwear. ❜
❛ it’s not that i’m horny all the time. it’s just that you’re always sexy. ❜
❛ i can’t wait to feel you inside me. ❜
❛ tonight, i want you to take control. ❜
❛ i want you in my mouth. ❜
❛ tell me what you want me to do. ❜
❛ right there, that feels so good. ❜
❛ how does this feel ? ❜
❛ you’re not allowed to cum until i say so. ❜
❛ tease me until i am begging for it. ❜
❛ i’m crazy for you. ❜
❛ i’ve been very bad. i think i need to be punished. ❜
❛ if you keep looking at me like that, i’m not responsible for what happens next. ❜
❛ you are the biggest turn on. ❜
❛ i love it when you put your hands on me. ❜
❛ no one makes me as horny as you do. ❜
❛ first, i want you to undress me. then i want you to kiss every part of my body. ❜
❛ i get so turned on just thinking about last time. ❜
❛ just wait till we get home … ❜
❛ do you like that ? ❜
❛ just lie back and let me take care of you. ❜
❛ i love when you talk to me like that. ❜
❛ i can’t wait to have my way with you. ❜
❛ i feel so weak and turned on at the same time when i’m in your arms. ❜
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VAMPIRE ACADEMY
2014, dir. Mark Waters
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faith lehane + text posts
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