unfortunate-beetle-and-friends
Not disordered, just disorderly
A new and almost permanently baffled system of lunatics who may at some point write things. It'll be fun finding out, right?
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I'm glad I came across this information eventually.
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Oh damn, that's a lot of good options. I'll take Queer Scribe. GodSlayer might alert my prey. Thanks, guys.
us, frantically posting on tumblr: HOW DO WE STOP A FICTIVE FROM FORMING, WE CANT HAVE LEONARDO FROM ROTTMNT. HELP."
five mins later
leo, replying to the posts: "they lost."
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"ComicGay"?? Are you kidding me??
Bug informs me I have to specify that I'm not actually mad about it, but I want a better sobriquet!
us, frantically posting on tumblr: HOW DO WE STOP A FICTIVE FROM FORMING, WE CANT HAVE LEONARDO FROM ROTTMNT. HELP."
five mins later
leo, replying to the posts: "they lost."
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#Micky.scriv#/affectionate#also /affronted#/aff²#you kill two gods and what do they remember? the gay porn
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Yeah, I only seriously tried it once... Sorry, Micky & Cass. I'm glad it didn't work. You guys rock.
us, frantically posting on tumblr: HOW DO WE STOP A FICTIVE FROM FORMING, WE CANT HAVE LEONARDO FROM ROTTMNT. HELP."
five mins later
leo, replying to the posts: "they lost."
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#Bug.doc#your humble (often misguided) host#Mickey#Cassandra#City of Mist#fictives#OCtive#dungeonborn
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All praise to the champions of AO3.
Happiness through heartbreak!
AO3 is wild because it’s the only place where you’ll see an author’s note that reads, “sorry, guys 🥺 English isn’t my first language” and the fic they wrote is a 100k-word-long of the most professionally written slow burn enemies-to-lovers with intense angst, heartbreaking tragedy, heartwarming humor, incredibly drama, shocking plot twists and the most beautiful dynamics with depth and complexity between the characters that made you laugh, cry, blush, kick your feet, hold your breath, dig your nails into the pillow, cry some more and smile to yourself like an idiot, and you’ll think about how insane it is that the author wrote the whole thing in their free time. for free. out of pure love and passion they have for these characters. and how it’s not only better than canon — how the author doesn’t just understand the characters better than what they’re given in the piece of media they’re originally from — but also better than some of the best selling novels you’ve read. just wild.
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Bless @the-haiku-bot for bringing this to my dash.
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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Comment spamming literally directly led to the most joyous development in my life.
people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....
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"How dare you? My crimes are not in the least petty! My pranks are petty. Hold this flower pot a second."
Bodyguard Dialogue
"I will keep you safe. If you like it or not."
"Yes, I need to be in the room with you at all times." "At all times?"
"Wow, you really made a lot of people angry."
"I was hired by your father to keep you safe, so I will only listen to him as my employer."
"Can you please stop antagonizing more people?"
"You're not paid enough to die." "Sometimes it's not about the money."
"I'm here to protect you, not aid you in petty crimes."
"No one has died under my watch so far and I'm eager to keep it that way."
"If I have to save you from yourself, I'll do that too."
"Why do I feel like you enjoy getting yourself in danger?"
"I'm your bodyguard, not your personal shopping assistant."
"You don't need to always buy food for me." "But you need to be strong to protect me."
"In order to keep you safe, you need to follow my orders."
"If I have to handcuff us together to keep you from getting in danger, I'm more than willing to do that."
"My mission is to keep you safe and I've never felt a mission before."
"It's sweet that you want to protect me, but it's my job to protect you."
"Listen to me and everything will be just fine."
"Why did you walk right into that bullet like an idiot!?" "Not an idiot, your bodyguard. And you're welcome." (x)
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yeah I'm a writer that means all my characters are all inherently coded with adhd autism and plurality. all of them have some kind of trauma, and they also are all probably doomed by the narrative in some way because i get uncomfortable when they're happy
(and because im plural that means at least three are in my head)
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I mean, hell yes. But two things...
I feel like a lot of people who find themselves disappointed by how long 15.5 mil actually lasts these days.
And what a random quantity??
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
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Harsh, but not wrong.
“If I was choosing the fairest I would go with Athena, surely that’s the safest option,” listen to me. Listen. Look me in the Tumblr and listen.
There is no option here that does not end in you being turned into a moral fable. If you choose Athena, Aphrodite is going to make you fuck a volcano and you will be remembered in mythology as the person who died fucking a volcano.
“Surely that’s the safest option” when Paris was offered being king of Europe and Asia or skill and wisdom in war or just having a hot wife, he also chose the safest option and they shot him in the dick.
You are all too fond of Athena and this will be your undoing. Athena is a schmuck. She’s a petty schmuck.
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To be clear, she's right.
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THIS. Finally someone with a clear head. The gods are NOT on your side. They will never BE on your side, no matter how you serve them.
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Do not trust gods. Do not choose. Yeet the apple as far away as you can. They are all petty fuckers who will destroy you without a moment's lost sleep.
“If I was choosing the fairest I would go with Athena, surely that’s the safest option,” listen to me. Listen. Look me in the Tumblr and listen.
There is no option here that does not end in you being turned into a moral fable. If you choose Athena, Aphrodite is going to make you fuck a volcano and you will be remembered in mythology as the person who died fucking a volcano.
“Surely that’s the safest option” when Paris was offered being king of Europe and Asia or skill and wisdom in war or just having a hot wife, he also chose the safest option and they shot him in the dick.
You are all too fond of Athena and this will be your undoing. Athena is a schmuck. She’s a petty schmuck.
#Cass.lbr#And you won't believe me#and your city will perish in flame#again#sigh#complacent wankers#don't trust gods#ask me how I know#I dare you
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It was Eric (a Rincewind book)! Followed by Soul Music and then I think Lords and Ladies and Guards! Guards!
Reblogs for sample size are greatly appreciated ❤️
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