opening tumblr and wondering why supernatural is trending again only to find out misha collins has apparently made an insane statement about destiel, i aspire to be as unpredictable as that man. "balls deep for sure" oh, oh okay mr collins.

yall think angels ever felt cute aggression when looking at humans? im imagining michael in the cage, confused and concerned about his sudden urge to squeeze adam until he pops.

michael and adam playing board games in the cage, except michael is a sore loser and will cheat, accuse adam of cheating, not follow the rules, and flip the board if he's losing. the only game he likes is scrabble because he can claim the random letters he put down is an enochian word translated to english and adam can't prove it's not.

seeing how many people thought michael was torturing adam in hell before season 15 always makes me giggle. "oh, poor adam, he's probably suffering," and he was actually having freaky angel mind sex.

reminder that adam got locked in that room because he was staring at michael instead of running.

i think it is so important that when adam was talking about getting a job, he said, "we're gonna have expenses." him and michael were going to have expenses, and adam needed to get a job to pay for them. it's important because, in reality, they weren't going to have expenses. michael stopped all of adam's human needs for food and water, and there wasn't a need for a house when michael could fly them anywhere in the world and adam didn't need sleep, but noooo, adam wanted to live a domestic little human life with michael, and he was going to work for it.

what colour do you think Adam would be?

like, you know how Dean is green, Cas is blue (because eye colour but I also think because of the character dynamic)? I think Sam would be yellow, or light orange/toned down orange. but what colour would Adam be? I really can't picture it. (maybe purple? or a very light blue like angel grace.)

adam's always given me a tan/brown vibe tbh, smthn like #ab8552 or #4d3a20 maybe.. but i think a dark navy blue would also fit his vibe. whenever i think about him, i think about autumn and warm toned colors ahhhhh

ive talked about midam so much that this weekend, my brother and his friend were helping me make my first DND character, and my brother said i should name him michael and his friend said adam..

anyways my DND character is a half angel named adam.

house-husband michael was basically canon. adam was gonna get the job, michael was gonna sit in his head and look pretty.

karma is sam & dean being haunted by their few years in hell while adam came out after a literal millenia happily married and better than ever.

thinking about adam sitting wherever he got sent to after god killed everyone, just waiting for michael to come get him, but he never does. adam is left believing that michael abandoned him and he'll never know the truth.

yall have no idea how badly i needed michael and kate to meet because i know michael would be sitting in front of that woman sweating, trying his hardest to impress her like he wasn't the prince of heaven.

i make multiple drafts a day talking about midam because i need to talk about them, but if i went up to any of the people i know and said something like-

"the archangel michael spent 10 years in a cage in hell (but it was actually like 1200 years mentally) with some college kid from minnesota named adam and he ended up falling in love with that guy from minnesota named adam and then chose minnesota adam over heaven itself and thats actually like, really important to his development and growth as a character because he's never done anything out of his own free will and he, at one point, said that he believed free will was just a coping mechanism humans made up to comfort themselves but surprise, he fell in love with that minnesota guy named adam all on his own and suddenly he no longer wanted to run heaven like his father told him to do, all he wants now is to watch his crush (adam from minnesota) eat unhealthy food and have a cozy human life with him where they have a job and work for their living but then poor sweet minnesotian adam is killed by michael's father and it's the most tragic love story ive ever heard"

they'd think i was insane.

"gone. im sorry to say. exterminated by my father like everyone else."

"like everyone else."

no but the way michael says that, it sounds like adam was so special, and he can't believe adam would be killed along with the rest of humanity.

i absolutely love jake abel's version of midam cause it's just adam being actually, genuinely insane while michael watches with this deeply disturbed expression.

the funniest thing ever is when spn fanfic writers take michael and decide to write him as this big bad villain when he never had any evil intentions even once.

gabriel had sam watch his brother die for months on repeat just for fun, raphael was straight up starting civil war and planning a genocide, and lucifer was lucifer.

but, you know, michael was a daddy's boy, and that's just unforgivable.

the biblical archangel michael can speak to animals..

now im thinking about adam wanting to adopt a dog, right? so him and michael go to a pet store, and michael ends up getting into a verbal confrontation with one of the animals there.