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uncleianhawke · 2 days
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I heard there’s a fake me on Twitter
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uncleianhawke · 7 days
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I love weed and palindromes
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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uncleianhawke · 8 days
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What happened to Alvin???
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uncleianhawke · 9 days
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Teehee!
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uncleianhawke · 17 days
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Registeel,,,
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Hi
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uncleianhawke · 18 days
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top ten cheeses
You are so real for this anon, most of these I wouldn’t eat by themselves, there’s also so many I haven’t tried. Instead of spending my paycheck on my crippling alcoholism I’ll splurge on the good cheese
1. Any aged cheese I haven’t had one I haven’t liked yet (obtained in a very legitimate way)
2. Brie
3. Habanero Cheddar
4. Romano
5. Parmesan
6. Swiss
7. Mozzarella
8. Blueberry goat cheese (I stole from a rich persons house)
9. Ricotta
10. Provolone
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uncleianhawke · 18 days
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-1hp -1hp -1hp
sir uncle ian hawke you coward enable pvp this instant so i can boop you
Alright one sec-
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uncleianhawke · 18 days
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sir uncle ian hawke you coward enable pvp this instant so i can boop you
Alright one sec-
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uncleianhawke · 1 month
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ever thought about laser eye surgery
The glasses are essential to my identity. So the only laser eye surgery I’m interested in is the Godzilla kind
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uncleianhawke · 1 month
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There’s naked men now.
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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Squirrel
Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone but the chipmunks
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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I would if they didn’t reblog naked women like a man who is unable to not sexualize women showing their kneecaps at the function
The amount of porn bots trying to follow me recently is concerning
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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If any of you ever feel like what you're doing for Palestine isn't helping anything, I'll tell you right now it's helping me. I know it is fortifying all of us who have been in this fight for years to see so many people willing to speak up. It has never been like this before.
The tide has already turned. The fact that #free palestine will have new posts everyday, that helps me. It helps my mental health knowing that Palestinians are less alone now than ever.
Yesterday I read some verses from the Quran talking about how "the blame" is not with those who wish to help but cannot, but with those who CAN help and do not.
Truly I do not care if all you do for Palestine is post in that #free palestine everyday, that is still more than many people with the means to do even more would do.
We see you. We see you standing in solidarity with us and with Palestinians. We love you. Thank you.
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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The amount of porn bots trying to follow me recently is concerning
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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was not changing the lyrics to i gotta feeling your idea
it's like the only song that isn't kid-ified and it's very funny
These kids need a taste of REAL music. I had to do what I needed to
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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Nice
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uncleianhawke · 2 months
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It would be funny
hi elen oar
hi. should i be active e again
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