uncle-sams-dirty-socks
Just your local lady lover
I'm at that happy point in my life where I don't know what I'm doing so I just spend my time obsessing over fictional characters.
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the fucking zoom in on his face after she says fight with the wife while he's in a fight with WILSON
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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
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Framing of characters of Wilson and house is a BOOK DEFINITION of pretty privilege. Yeah House is crazy but Wilson is framed to be a reasonable stand up guy while being divorced three times and admitting straight up to cheating on each of his wives. But house is cranky lanky old man and Wilson is blondie pretty boy so by default he looks less crazy
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people like to talk about how Tumblr doesn't have a user‐profiling content-pushing algorithm like on other social media sites, but I am definitely feeling some sort of profiled right now
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the thing about rebooting house md in 2024 is that you simply cannot do the level of queerbaiting they did in 2004 in the modern day, where everyone on serialised tv talks like they got a good grade in therapy. i don't want a house/wilson friends-to-lovers-to-healthy-relationship romance arc. i want to see them be as emotionally unwell and enabling and as codependently devoted and self-destructively toxic as ever, just with more making out at the end.
so my ideal house md reboot for 2024 would keep everything basically the same, with the exception of newer tech and slightly updated medical lingo, but with one crucial change:
mid-series (like around season 4-5) house and wilson take a bet and gay-chicken themselves into an actual, legally binding marriage. their impending divorce/annulment/infidelity/emotional implosion becomes a running gag, because they're actually still telling people they're superplatonic boybesties and nothing more.
cishet "marriage is awful" jokes ensue.
couples's therapy jokes ensue
"wilson is the evil stepdad" jokes ensue
house/cuddy happens. wilson/sam happens. wilson/amber happens. open marriage-to-infidelity-to-divorce-pipelines jokes ensue. (they are constantly compared to taub's marriage)
it's all treated as a joke until it's suddenly not, and then it's as serious as a heart embolism.
they tear eachother apart emotionally, they go full-on mountain goats alpha couple over it, they guilt-trip and manipulate and point blame and it all boils down to how they can't get divorced because they can't let the other go
by which i mean: wilson cancer arc, line by line the same, except they're still married.
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp
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Night version
*my resume to work for Avatar Studios*
*Please blow me up*
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wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc
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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
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