uncayny
whenever stars go down and galaxies ignite
Jo - he/him - Cayn on main - idk what i'm doing here. my heart is full of rats <3
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-
What is your favourite animal?
Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.
As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.
Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?
Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!
Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.
Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.
In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.
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I need him to be a romancable companion... My Tav needs him.
huge thanks and dedication to @dracobrooklyn for feeding me and brainrotting with me <3
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this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy”
me after lunch:
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
#i‘m a millennial and i both own and use an iron#not for ironing my clothes but for ironing fabric#🤷♂️#sewing
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sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me
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Got any rat facts?
Rats are cute :3
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Wenn ein Programmierer das Vorderende eines Bootes repariert: Bugfix
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