uncannyalien
uncannyAlien
Salutations, Earthlings. I am definitely not shoving my head into the sand of fandoms to avoid this planet's reality.
Author of Remember Forever: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46110742/chapters/116077018
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Headcanon that Donnie's fear of beachballs is due to what happened in the first head of the Lair Games (my poor boy was curled up on the floor looking traumatised)
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He’s bopping it up,, if you even care :3
#we can bop if you want to#we can leave our friends behind#but if your friends dont bop#but if they dont bop#then theyre no friends of mine#byeeeeeee
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He’s bopping it up,, if you even care :3
#we can bop if you want to#we can leave our friends behind#but if your friends dont bop#but if they dont bop#then theyre no friends of mine#byeeeeeee
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He’s bopping it up,, if you even care :3
#we can bop if you want to#we can leave our friends behind#but if your friends dont bop#but if they dont bop#then theyre no friends of mine#byeeeeeee
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Raph is in the garage working on a motorcycle maintenance while talking to chat, his model is in ripped jeans, a white tank top, fingerless gloves, black boots, and his mask with a set of stars 'stitched' to the tails. His tail is sweeping across the floor behind him as he moves. River is grabbing tools that Raph needs.
Donnie was working on the turtle tank off screen, but he had to go get a missing part he needed. A Super Chat asked for any odd stories from their teens. Raph had to think about how to tell the story.
"Well, a few years back Pops was training us in 'Ninja Hide N' Seek' and part of this training was to take something from one of the guard dogs from this hotel in the city. We didn't think to hard on it at the time, but eventually we learned that the Hotel was owned by his Ex-Fiancee, and this was a small way to get back at her." Raph during this lifts the motorcycle with one hand to check the underside of the engine area. Before gently putting it back on the stand that was holding it up. "So we were sneakin' around her hotel lookin' for this guard dog, and not really hiding like ninja. I think at one point I was just holding a huge lead in front of me to 'hide' myself. We were kinda stupid back then."
River comes over with cleaning rags, and a bottle of crome polish. "There is now alot of people spamming 'Ex-Fiancee' in the chat, I think you peeked their interest!"
Raph sigh, "I figured." He takes the rags and polish to clean and buff the crome, "Yeah, they hit it off in like the late 80s or early 90s, then shortly after Dad proposed things went... well, he doesn't like to talk about that time." Raph looks a bit troubled while saying this, "We know he got away, but it's not really clear bow, or how he ended up a Single Father of Four. We just know he had a hard time adjusting to all these changes at once."
He pauses to take a closer look at a spot on the side of the bike.
"But hey, he did his best, and we came out pretty Okay. If a bit crazy." Raph does a bit of side eye, "Some more unhinged than others."
Right after he says this Donnie comes into frame carrying a huge chunk of metal, an engine block, and pulling a wagon full of random bits of junk.
"Red~ you would not believe the luck I had at the juckyard!" Donnie almost sings as he goes to put thinks down his tail visibly wagging happily, and a loud thunk of him putting the engine down nearby.
"Did you get attacked by Ms. Nubbins again?" Raph asks in amusement at how his brother is emoting.
"No, she had a vet visit today. I found not only what I needed, but also this!" Donnie pulls a box of Wrestling Action Figures that were in pretty good condition.
"Oh my gosh! Is that the first series GhostBear action figure that had to be pulled because the 'claws' were too sharp!?" Raph whisper shouts in excitement.
"The very one! He says with absolute certainty! Plus a number of other figures, but wrestling is more your thing, so I don't know who they all are." Donnie waves his hand in dismissal as Raph grabs the box, and carefully goes through them to check their conditions. "I'll leave you to that, chat be ready to get a bunch of info dumping about wrestlers once he finishes checking them over."
And as Donnie said, a good chuck of the rest of the stream was Raph cleaning up the action figures, talking about who they were, and random facts about them. Meanwhile Donnie continues to work in the background unintentionally showing off more of his strength while moving very heavy objects.
Chat is a mix of people listening to the info dump, and those who are still reeling from the casual moving of an engine block like it was a big microwave, and Raph moving the bike with one hand again to have more room to place the figures down as he talks.
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I had these ideas pop into my head, and they made more sense to combine them than write them as separate posts.
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You’re a seemingly normal, average 10-year-old child except for one thing: time travelers have been trying to assassinate you for years, and you’re not sure why.
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I need season three because I need more Shenanigans between the brothers
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Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp. With that in mind, I remind you that about our Mrs. LDShadowlady also has pink hair.
This is what you wanted.
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missing somebody you never knew
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me omw to make the sappiest most tooth-rotting fluff for the most toxic villain ship on earth
(for staticmoth week day 4 - stargazing)
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more magma doodles
ft. @leilanising-vault-of-knowledge !
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Donnatello: turtle of utmost caution and concern to public safety
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Totally forgot to post this!
Dear compatriot @gremlinscomics pointed out to me that Josh Brenner was in 'Love Death and Robots', then immediately after, I was assigned to animate a pre-existing character to an audio and... i mean, how could I not??
Its still (obviously) super rough, but we only had a couple days to complete it, and I hath been too busy with other projects to clean it up so, heres the sketchy lad ✨️
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A 7 second hand drawn animation of Donatello from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles acting and lipsynced to an audio from Love Death and Robots:
(Offscreen voice) "You landed us in a minefied!"
(Donnie) "Oh barely! Besides, look at these mines; they're ancient! They probably won't even go off anymore"
(A nearby explosion sound)
In the lower corner is the artist's username, @concerningamountofcrows
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Back with the idea of the Turtles taking part in Reptile Education Programs, but let's toss is the whole 'The Turtles can understand normal turtles/reptiles' idea.
So yes the turtles (even if some are reluctant at first) are helping with handling and talking about whichever reptiles are part of the program. While trying to ignore the critters chatting to focus on what the kids/audience might ask.
Because the turtles don't always want others to know they can understand the turtles/reptiles, because that will lead to endless questions of what they're saying and wanting to have the turtles act as translators.
But the urge to just shout shut up at the turtles/reptiles is very strong at times. Especially if they're in a zoo or aquarium because there's way more creatures chattering about.
Though there are some who don't mind people knowing they can understand the critters, and the novelty kinda wears off, though the organizers remind the kids/audience that it's not polite to badger the turtles about what every critter is 'talking' about.
The main difference with adding the ability to understand normal turtles/reptiles is just the random comment from the turtles about what the non mutant critters are saying or the implications of the silent communication that animals have.
Like the image of Rise Donnie standing in front of a turtle tank when a softshell swims up to him for a minute and suddenly Donnie turns around hissing before vocalizing 'how dare you imply that about my person!'
But Rise Leo would probably be 'chatting' with the turtles, and casually telling the humans about the random stuff they're saying.
With the other turtles, the 80s turtles would be the most casual about this, and don't mind sharing as long as it's not too disturbing, I guess.
The 03 turtles I can at least see Don and Mikey being more open about it, Raph would be a bit less open unless you don't annoy him, Leo probably wouldn't mind, but he purposefully avoids specific turtles, for reasons.
The 12 turtles might be more open to translating, but it depends on the group, and the current mood of the turtle.
With the 14/bay turtles I can really only see Donnie and Mikey being open about it, I figure Raph might get annoyed more easily, and Leo tries to keep it short.
The Rise Turtles would definitely love to chat with and translate, though they will avoid translating things that would not be kid friendly.
The MM Turtles are probably kinda awkward about the whole thing, because the kids at school kept asking them about what the class pets (if any) were saying about them, and little kids have even less of a filter, and ask weirder questions.
The other iterations all just depend on what's going on in universe, thus I can't give many ideas for them, but there is at least one fanfiction out there of Damian Wayne asking Mikey to translate what a normal turtle is saying.
Still the idea of normal turtles trying to attract the Turtles attention for any reason is a bit more funny if the boys reply back with 'we already have a bale please stop asking', 'It would never work out sorry', 'I already have a mate, and don't want another', 'miss/sir I am like 200 times bigger than you!'
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This is literally me taking two ideas I made posts about, and mashing them together.
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