They all sleep in the same bed like the willy wonka grandparents
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i wanna make a hated foods poll hang on
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This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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The dog is on the case.
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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things
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– Audrey Hepburn
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the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: CIA
Verdict: DENIED
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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows
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