It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

What do you mean you guys never got this dialogue with Nettie?

So it's understood that the first time Astarion feeds on tav, it is intimate. Not necessarily sexual, but there's a closeness that needs to happen. Tav has to trust him with their life. As their relationship progresses, I wonder if how he feeds changes. The first time he is gentle of course, even cradling tavs head and making them as comfortable as he can. But he still just bites and moves on. But maybe, as time passes, he finds himself stroking tavs hair or rubbing his thumb along their cheek while he feeds. Or taking his time so he can hold them for a while longer. Maybe that's one of the things that makes him realise how hard he's falling for them.

haters and losers jealous they don't have a vampire bf who will say strange and off putting things in public

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

Charmed by the harpies

P.S. Halsin's lines are exactly the same as Tav's.

And the song of course

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

fading memories

fading memories

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Cazador: My (512M) spawn (239M, 367M, 349M, 402M, 371 F, 302 F, 363 F) have unionized

I've seen a lot of fanart of Astarion dressed like this. This is from the BAFTA Games Awards 2024 event where Neil Newbon, his interpreter, wore this costume. 🖤