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HOW CAN I BE IN TROUBLE FOR PLAGIARISM???? I'M NOT EVEN IN SCHOOL.
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The irony was that he was the titty monster...
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English in 1603:
Is this a dagger I see before me or the illusions of a heat stroked mind?
English now:
*notices knife*
OwO what's this?
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Baby Seal: Mariano, I am no longer the baby seal you once knew.
Mariano: ya, i can see that. you have seal armor and laser cannons now.
Baby Seal: Yes, that's right. Also, my heart was replaced with a mechanical heart and, my blood was replaced with DOT4 brake fluid.
Mariano: oh ok.
Baby Seal: War makes monsters of us all.
Mariano: ya.
Baby Seal: I am a baby seal no longer. I am now an instrument of destruction.
Mariano: ya. ok. i always learn the most from u, baby seal.
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No. No. I don’t have schizophrenia. I just called with current continuation.
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Jack: God please send me a gayngel! A gay angel. That's what I want.
Samantha: Hi I'm Samantha, your very own personal gayngel!
Jack: Not what I had in mind but, we'll make this work.
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