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ufoparty · 3 days
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got to dig through some old workbooks!! 2007 Ready•Set•Learn ^_^
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ufoparty · 4 days
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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
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ufoparty · 4 days
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Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 
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ufoparty · 4 days
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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games
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ufoparty · 5 days
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ufoparty · 5 days
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"arent you hungry" in reaction to unthinking self-deprevation response to trauma is going to haunt me forever actually.
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something about suppressing your needs to feel safe and in control. something about someone not admiring the endurance or self-control but instead asking "aren't you hungry," a question which you are entirely unequipped to answer. "Aren't you hungry?" Aren't you impressed I can tune it out? I worked hard for that, for everyone else's sake, don't you get it? "Aren't you hungry?" I don't know, stop asking me questions I can't answer, why is answering so easy for you? "Aren't you hungry?" All I'm any good at figuring out is how much longer I can go without eating, and I thought that was the same, but it's not, is it?
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ufoparty · 6 days
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1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!
1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.
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ufoparty · 6 days
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Liberal voice: "Omg drop the act. I know no one actually holds any strong political beliefs or morals. Who even actually cares about ending the falsified border "crisis" or stopping covid? Don't you just want to buy Chic-fil-a and Israeli produce instead of helping people?"
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ufoparty · 6 days
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Theyre running out of shit to talk about
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ufoparty · 6 days
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ufoparty · 7 days
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ufoparty · 7 days
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godtier tweet
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ufoparty · 8 days
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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ufoparty · 8 days
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i survived the 1986 ushiromiya family conference and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
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ufoparty · 9 days
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ufoparty · 9 days
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"don't say amab don't say tma" motherfucker i CAN'T DO ANYTHING PLEEEEASE let me signal contextual information in a condensed manner
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ufoparty · 9 days
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Columbia student flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police at an antiwar demonstration, April 1968
via reddit
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