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uchihaloser · 3 years
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I had this shitpost hit me so suddenly that I had to pull the car to the side of the road to make it
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uchihaloser · 4 years
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making your dad real proud here kid
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uchihaloser · 4 years
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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
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uchihaloser · 4 years
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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They do now
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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Cat’s noses
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A burned tree with unusually patterned wood
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude
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uchihaloser · 5 years
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the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming
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It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!
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