People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

Have you guys seen the new bumble billboards... I deleted it and rated it one star. The men on there were all ugly anyway

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West dated 20 March 1928

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

sometimes i sit to think about how my grandfather almost named me aparajita, and how ill always regret not having been named so

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

he is a dedicated hater LMAO i’m crying

tired of western media casting ugly women. I fixed Hereditary

kendrick lamar made me realise that there is an even stronger level of hater that i have yet to tap into

The abandoned child you’ve taken in sleeps on your lap as the god who gave you immortality softly warns you. “This will hurt.”

"i don't like rap" "i don't like country" "i don't like jazz" "i don't like disco" OPEN YR EARS & YR HEART!!!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

talking to new people is so exciting and so exhausting because we are all performing in this getting to know act and it's informative and fascinating but also so repetitive I am enjoying but I am sorta tired of performing this script, need a canon divergence in my life only