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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
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wjat if you woke up and your husband has turned into an iguana?
well as he would be considered an invasive species in the state of florida i would be obligated as an americna to kill and eat him ... sad but theres more husbands out there iguess
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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you
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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake
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I wear a mask to hide what's been erased
How do you kill a man who has your face?
My heart is gone there's only fire
I've met my maker and the man's a liar!
#we talk about three things here#werewolves. sad bugs. and clones/sons with mental problems.#Youtube
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
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that variation of mild but prolonged sleep deprivation that compels me to write Dating Busuzima Imagines
#im the opposite of those guys who want a quirky gf until she shows them her bone collection#bloggers want a quirky punk bf until he has them tied up in an abandoned warehouse gushing excitedly about the imminent vivisection
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lately i find myself thinking chameleons are so cute and interesting. i randomly see one im like omg meleeon. little guy on my box of generic cereal, the little dude from rapunzel............
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thinking about non-violent approaches to doppelgangers and shadow selves and runaway reflections
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