tylerpitlicktruther
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I am so fascinated by everything going on in this image
#uhh…me too…#beautiful bergy with an A#still a princess not yet the queen#big ol mushy baby face geno my beloved#still a tall big squishy baby :(#karl and tanger…#so…#were y’all fucking yet or??#were y’all in love yet or??#also GERARD GALLANT JUMPSCARE?????
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Whats a canuck game without a new reaction pic from quinn himself
#i knew i should’ve went with 43 as my hockey number#im literally him irl#a perpetually suffering defender#like same girl#i feel you girl
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The New York Rangers have eliminated the Washington Capitals in four games to advance to the second round of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs
#ALEXA PLAY TAPS#REST IN PISS WASHINGTON CAPITALS#i cannot believe we really swept#break out the mfn brooms#like it actually happened#it’s fucking real#ONLY TEAM TO FUCKING SWEEP
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you will never be her idk stop trying to be her idk im sick of hearing about you trying to be her
#no one laughed on twitter so here yall go#so sick of OvechIKn ChAsINg greTsKY talk#like….shut up he’s washed#i do not believe he’ll beat that goal record#he will never be anything like him#nothing like the mother of hockey#please#rest in piss washington capitals#the rangers fucking really swept yalls asses aksjjsja#nhl hockey
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NO QUIT BAYBEEEE IKDR 🧹🧹🧹
#ALEXA PLAY TAPS BY THE US NAVY BAND#pour one out for the fuckin loser ass capitals#SWEPT CLEAN MFS#THE ONLY TEAM TO SWEEP#THE FIRST TO ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND#WE ACTUALLY DID IT MAN
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this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread
#i love us you guys#fr i do#we just be out here#loving the shit out of our sports boys#in the most unhinged girlie yaoi ways imaginable#the mariners one took me tf bc like#idk the ‘family fr’ vibes..#it reminds me of me calling the yankees babygirl nation every 30 seconds on twitter#someone gonna snap on me one day
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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
#ok im keeping him tho#he’s mine then#im babying him every day#wrapping him in blankets and giving him warm milk#I’ll have all the cute bandaids on hand and first aid supplies#for the amount of times he gets injured </3
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i was in such a mushy mood before and went through his name’s tag on here (which is basically an archive) and like…
Arizona Pitty Philly Pitty Dallas Pitty…
my dearly fucking beloved
#he still has that same face <3#all his headshots from every team and every year look dead the same too <3#only the cutest boys get beauty marks AND dimples <3#my sweet beloved#my boo boo boy#that gif of him smiling knocked me tf out#idk i was thinking about him sm today#i say archive bc no one cares about him much#and all the posts are like pre 2021#also his stars era was peak i wish i got to see it :(#i wanna see you thrive my peanut#my 32 year old baby#tyler pitlick#listen I love him so much#me: pulls his accident prone ass into my arms and kisses his boo boos and forehead
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2024 Exit Interviews | 04.20
Vince on Ryker Evans:
"He's an interesting cat...we're still trying to figure him out. Seems pretty introverted. He's super super organized."
#…..why does he look like that#sorry#why does SHE look like that#hey girl i mean they#is he... you know#like what’s he so pretty for#other than to please men
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#sid: ‘G someone’s got a camera quick act straight’#‘make it look like we’re…’’’bros’’’#yet he got his legs spread like that..#completely incapable of noy whoring out in front of geno#like mom put that away#did..we interrupt something??#y’all look verklempt
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#do you people know what this does to me d every time i see it#i shatter in a thousand pieces and sob my eyes out#it’s like…do you see that sweet face#that silly little boy#i just want to hold him tight#how can anyone imagine that he went through such hell#but then to become what he did…is just remarkable#absolutely unbelievable#like why#why did that little angel need to go through that#like i hATE EVERYTHING RN#MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE#HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT MAN 😭😭😭
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Chris and Mika + Text Posts
#actually my motherfuckin parents#my parents fr#fr fr#ive never seen two men so in love#and we’re just supposed to think they’re not married to each other???#fuck outta here#chris literally has eyes for mika like he does no one else#and a signature Mika Smile#it’s that face in the second one#IVE SEEN IT BEFOREEEE#he gets so mushy lovestruck uuUUGGHHHH#wait AND the FOURTH ONE KILL ME PLS#always making him laugh and smile#it’s everything to him#it’s his life’s purpose#is to make mika happy
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#first trimester for sure#he’s not showing yet but his face is filling out#and his tits….#nature is so beautiful#<——#britney yea.gif#nah but fr#actually glowing#a lovely mama to be#his maternity eras are beautiful
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"As long as I had hope, They could keep Their Real Place and play with unreal worlds. I couldn't even hope that I would give up hoping, because that was still hope. And when you came a second time, I hardly dared speak, I was so full of hope. I dared not let you know." diana wynne jones
#TIS TIME#I LOVE HIS FACE SM#MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE#LOOK AT HIM#HE’S SO CUTE <3#i have his jersey on rn ready to fuckin go#right after i torture myself with the yankees
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TBT with your tiktok king sidney crosby
#ohhh my god the fourth one#isn’t she lovely isn’t she wonderful isn’t she precious#she’s a princess she’s perfect in every way#the darling of the national hockey league#look at that baby face#also the first one#you were just a little model weren’t you cutie#really always had those plump red lips huh#she was so sweet and gorgeous#you’re just as beautiful and adorable today mama <3
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ive been drawing all month (and deleting most of it) but i wanted to share some of the best reference photos....
life imitates art
#these pics are really doing something to my head#like fr im not able to string two thoughts together rn#AnYWAY LOOK AT THESE#LOOK AT HIM#MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE#MY ROSE MY EVERYTHING#LooK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE#PERFECT NOSE#BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES#MY FUCKIN EVERYTHING DAWG#HHHNNNGGGGGGGGG
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chris looking at mika Like That on his wedding day (to not mika).
#im gonna ask again#we checked more than once that this wasn’t THEIR WEDDING????#I just…don’t believe it wasn’t them marrying each other#i just don’t#chris is fucking awestruck in that last pic#LOOK AT HIM#EYES SO FOCUSED ON MIKA#LIKE HES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD#LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM#THEYRE BOTH LITERALLY GLOWING#UN FUCKING REAL#MY PARENTS FR
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