Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

It’s always “men can be victims too” or “women can rape too” but never “men can falsely accuse too”.

i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme

Guillotines often backfired, leaving the victim's head even more strongly attached than it was before the attempt.

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

Gallifrey

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on march 1st! 😊

When Orson f whitney said we will have mormon Milton's and Shakespeares, I'm convinced he was talking abt the killers

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

i’m a firm believer that leap day should be a free day no matter what. i don’t care if it’s a thursday everything is put on pause for everyone and we all get to hang out and enjoy the extra day that only comes once every four years. peace and love on planet earth.