Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!

we’ve had a double album theory every release since lover i’m BEGGING y’all to drop it

[NORMAL VOICE] i have to eat a meal because otherwise my blood will taste. so bad. to vampire

also had a dream I was a pair of jeans call that body jorror

what’s the point of even owning a cat if you do not kiss them on their little kitty head at every available opportunity?

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder