twoshakesofawitchsbroom
Two Shakes of a Witch's Broom
Florida witch. I love wild spaces. Hedgewalker, spiritworker. This blog is mostly shitposts.
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write the filth you wish to see in the world :)
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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.
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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.
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i told my friend the other day that i used to read senshi's dialogue in a scottish accent and they said that they sometimes picture chilchuck as irish. had to draw it
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I'm not gonna lie, when Despair of the Endless appeared in DBD, it was a bloody weird feeling because... I don't know Sandman, and it was a teeny tiny peek into this fucking massive universe that so many people adore and I was just looking through the peephole. I know DBD is part of it, but like.
I don't know how to describe it. It was kind of like standing in an endless ocean (I'm hilarious, yes) and feeling so very, very small.
Fandoms and universes are a beautiful thing.
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Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"
Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.
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The Fish Jacket in all its glory!
I don't know what to say.. I started the jacket 10 months ago. What a journey! I'm so proud and happy!
Thanks for your lovely and kind words and the overwhelming interest! Happy stitching everyone.
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The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn't mean what it means, that it's just for "buff and mayyybe a little chubby" "dad bod" "strongman build" whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.
Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you're barging in and pretending they never belonged there.
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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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