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(current main fandoms: 911abc, PJO, house md, HotD)
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obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess
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Well, with age comes experience. I can really be… anything you like.
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Love Dead Boy Detectives but as of right now the fandom tag has a little too much ship discourse and a significant lack of GIFed quotes like “MONTY! JESUS! I’m trying to threaten some kids!” and that one scene where one cat called another cat a whore for falling for sardine bait.
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i love edwin's thousand yard stare whenever anyone asks him about the cat king. gay panic is real and this guy is doing it like no one else.
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Date night!
Glad to know it wasn’t just me who was disappointed that it was a parasite and not a crush :)
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edwin being catnip for a bunch of gayass supernatural entities is fucking hilarious. his victorian sensibilities and autistic mannerisms have bewitched them.
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bringing this meme back just for them <3
Bonus, because I think that I’m hilarious:
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Monty — Dead Boy Detectives, S01E06 (2024)
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Looks like you’re stuck with me
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Watching Dead Boy Detectives like:
Man, I love the Butcher Lesbian with the Librarian Lesbian 🥰
Me, 20 min later: 😳😳😳
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dead boy detectives was very fun but they sure are not sixteen. on no planet are any of them sixteen. the show was so completely uninterested in them being sixteen too. yeah these two girls are sixteen, yeah they live alone, and rent their own apartments, and never go to school why would they? funniest thing by far.
#LITERALLY#every time the age was hinted at i was like 🧍#guys they are NOT 16#like crystal being completely independent from.her parents even before the events of the show#absolutely insane#dead boy detectives
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thinking about how Edwin just. doesn't actually swear throughout the entire show except for in hell when he screams "THAT IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT'S UNBELIEVABLE" at Charles for coming to hell to save him
#real ive also been thinking about this#edwin is so 🫶🫶 and it hit so so good#edwin payne#dead boy detectives
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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