twistedstorm
Listen...I Don't Fucking Know...
So I'm Zeta (Call me Z)
I'm 21. Panromantic/Polyamorous/
Genderfluid/Demisexual. Pick a pronoun, I don't really care since it changes (They/Them is always a safe bet). I'm also kind of an asshole, just warning you now.
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Bruce Wayne is so dumb. Billionaire playboy bachelor is such a stupid cover when stressed single parent is not only the truth but also easier to explain to all these rich folks.
All this weird in depth knowledge? Had to help with school presentations
Tired? Sleepy? Looks a bit sick? Huh yeah the youngst has the flu right now
Literally always has “my child is sick/home alone” as an excuse to not be anywhere and leave suddenly
No need to flirt with people
Can talk about children for hours and bore people away from paying attention
“So my child’s first languge is actually X so of course I had to learn it”
“Oh yeah, I was in Spain last week. Lovely country.”
“Really??? Didn’t see any pictures from you.”
“I don’t want my children exposed to the media storm”
Buying weird stuff!!!!
“Oh yeah, Jason’s super into DIY right now, we’re at the hardware store every week basically”
Bottom line Single Dad is the bet cover he could have had and DC has to ruin it
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Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?
It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote
It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"
And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…
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these photos of Kristen Stewart are here to gay up your timeline
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Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute 😭
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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
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This may be a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow
Here’s to season 4 (and beyond)
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VULNERABILITY IS OK!!!
IT’S OK TO HAVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU’RE TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT OR EXPERIENCING SOMETHING NEW!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! IT’S ALSO A-FUCKING-OK TO BE SCARED OF THAT VULNERABLE FEELING!!!
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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out
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WHAT’S UP BITCHES I’M BACK!!
Hey everybody I’ve been away a very long time I know but I’m back because honestly I missed my blog and all of you dorks. There’s been a lot happening in my life and I’m gonna work on probably a few posts to update you guys on all of it but for now Ilm just saying hi
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I actually liked Dark Magician more as a kid but I can appreciate Dark Magician Girl now
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!
Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!
If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!
Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!
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