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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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:')
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Listen there are not many opinions that I share that are that deep
But my core belief that Evan Rosiers animagus is a raccoon is one of them. I feel so strongly about it that I would cut off my pinky finger rather than admit it could be anything else.
He is a raccoon he is a trash panda he is a clever little sneaky guy who is actually nocturnal and steals peoples food. I literally cannot spot the difference. They are one and the same.
Goodnight
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i'm pretty sure the post you just rbed from me i had originally rbed from you and i think that's beautiful it's just a full circle
Omg twinning!!!
Yeah I do this way too often because I get the notification that says a mutual has reblogged a post of mine & I get curious so I open the notif and by the time the tumblr app loads I’ve forgotten that it was something my beautiful mutual has reblogged from me so I go “damn girl (gender neutral) you got good taste” and reblog it
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White collars editing is so cheesy and bad it makes it even more entertaining. Like “what kind of transition r they gonna use this time” and don’t even get me started on that season 3 or 1 intro that thing was made on google slides or something.
And like what’s funny is the camerawork is so good (most of the time) it’s all post that makes silly mistakes
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twisted-tales-told · 6 hours
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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auston matthews after meeting mitch marner for the first time in the elevator at world juniors
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better than drugs
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twisted-tales-told · 6 hours
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Goodnight again everyone...
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The witch - Lionel Lindsay - 1924 - via National Gallery of Victoria
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Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt
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I gotta go. idk where but I gotta go.
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twisted-tales-told · 7 hours
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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them
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