“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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I saw a book called "Ten Steps To Improve Your Long Jump".
I thought, "That's cheating".
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Originalists identify with the misogyny/racism.
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What do you call a medieval lamp?
A knight light.
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Everything is hard before is easy.
Goethe
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“There are two ways to be happy: change the situation, or change your mindset towards it”
— Unknown
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I bumped into an old friend today.
I thought he'd be happy to see me, but he just kept going on about the damage to his car.
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