vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car
Do you guys remember that part in eclipse where jasper was like “we’re gonna practice on Emmett because he’s the most like a newborn. He’s strong and he’s a fucking idiot” because that was iconic what a fucking savage burn from that funky little cowboy
lovable best friend jacob black who the end of new moon never happened to would eventually become friends with emmett and the two would play a version of hackeysack that involved hackeying anything mildly sack shaped and this includes most of edward’s belongings because edward cannot know peace in any universe
I find the twilight renaissance funny, and I’m all for eliminating cringe culture, but let’s remember that smeyer changed Quileute legends and beliefs to fit her narrative, gave animalistic/abusive traits to her Native characters, reinforcing the uncontrollable “savage” stereotype, made the “pure”, pale vampires constantly insult and antagonize the werewolves (whose land they were living on) for no reason, and overall wrote some pretty racist stuff about her Native characters