SOMEONE KNOCKED ON THE TOILET STALL IM IN AND SAID "Hey, who took my stall"????? BESTIE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

Someone finally gave him 50 dollars

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

Glad to see the Labour Party have finally realised, in the middle of a cost of living crisis and following nearly a decade and a half of austerity, that what people really need is to be hit with harder punishment for *checks notes* uhh... shoplifting small items

He came out with this drivel at a speech to the shopworkers union, bc of course what shopworkers really care about is their wages people stealing food.

Hi Neil! This is kind of a silly question, regarding an ask you recently got. SInce you said you like the slang word "pookie", who would be more likely to call the other pookie, Crowley or Aziraphale? Sorry to bother you and thank you for your time and hard work.

I'm afraid I'm already way over "pookie". As Gen Z words go, it's really kind of four hours ago. Please do not use it again in my presence.

genuinely feel like a gnome i ate too many blueberries and i feel sick,

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

Underwater Pets (izztopus) for ofmdmermay 🧜‍♀️

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

i’ll die on the hill that says “sapphic love isn’t inherently more wholesome and pure and saying it does will only hurt lesbian and bi women”