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Axton: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Axton: And also bears. We have to fear bears, too.
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Axton: Maya… I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m DUMMY THICC and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Loader Bots.
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Bandit: I’m gonna take you out.
Axton: Great, it’s a date!
Bandit: I meant that as a threat.
Axton: See you at six!
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Maya: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.
Maya: For instance, "Axton, stop doing that". Just applies to everything.
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maya: so why did u get kicked outta the military??
axton: dishonorable discharge
maya: well yeah but what did u do
axton: [remembering that one time he played strip poker w the enemy in the middle of battle]
axton: Oh You Know.
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Axton: Don't be sad, because sad backward is das, and das not good.
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@ashowofmoxxi
With a deep breath after downing whatever alcoholic beverage he could get his hands on. Axton did the unthinkable in Moxxi’s bar. He punched Salvador as hard as he could and backed up a few steps. Taunting his fellow Vault Hunter, edging him on, making him get worked up so he would start fighting. From there it went downhill as they attempted to pull as many drunken patrons into the fight as possible. Which was a lot harder than it should have been considering they were in a BAR buuuut Moxxi kept everyone in line at her bar so there was plenty of hesitancy but once things got really going then there was no stopping the train wreck from happening.
All he had to do was wait for Moxxi’s attention to be fully on the breaking the fight up and then he’ll make his way to the radio and change the stations and then crawl away like he wasn’t the cause of a huge mess. Jack better appreciate what he was doing and get him something awesome for this.
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If I die or worse, get banned from the bar then....I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.
#Guess I'll just have to steal from the bandit camps#they usually have a ton of booze#YEAH! good plan by me#alright#heading to Moxxi's bar now#ic#echonet
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[text] boss man, boss, sir, dude, i’m like in the middle of being shho
[text] shot at
*five minutes later*
[text] if i die or lose a hand for changing the radio station i hope gaige takes my turret or my hand gets replaced by a gun
[text to turretmutt] AXTON! MAKE SURE MOXXI’S RADIO IS PLAYING THE PEACOCK SONG.
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Via Schatky with thanks to Lickal0lli for the translation
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Someone said I did good work today, and I made this as a reaction, but I dont know where to post it, so here, have fun.
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high quality screencaps from anthony burch’s (lead bl2 writer) ask.fm
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me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:
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Somebody stop them from committing more heinous traffic violations (based on)
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We have an unexpected winner!
……. and Krieg is not amused to be in prison again. (based on THIS post)
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