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Smiles and Tears
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I’m the type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
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cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
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please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
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you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees
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Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram
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When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends
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imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear
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ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away
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i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
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The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.
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teacher: this is NOT a test you can study for the night before
me:
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