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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#? jeans sweat pants shorts work pants pj pants.. yea more than 6#n i feel like i dont even have that many pants#like i still need a good pair of hiking pants n workout pants#plus prob another pair of formal pants#n im not even someone who thinks at all about fashion
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If you have never had one of them choose the first option, even if you have had the other.
Coffee-flavored foods do not count as coffee.
If you like one or both but ONLY when so many additions have been made to the drink that they mostly mask the coffee/alcohol, choose that you DO NOT like the taste of whichever drink(s) you only take heavily mixed.
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sad. forgot to buy zucchini so cant put it in my curry :(
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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Loving the dungeon meshi anime so far! The manga is one of my favorite of all time and I encourage everyone to read it
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles
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#holy shit a first anime poll that actually has wolfs rain on it ?????#technically my first would be like dbz if we rnt counting pokemon#but wolfs rain was my first anime where i Knew it was anime n not just a cartoon
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Did you drink water today?
Yes, and I did a good job
No, but I will get to it soon
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#as a kid every time i went to the zoos aquarium i looked for the big pufferfish#i was like 'this is MY fish'
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is this a redraw of an old drawing from like half a year ago yes
am I gonna make it so brightly colored as poseable so it burns holes into my eyes yes
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>at feminism conference
>first male speaker in event's 50 year history
>great and terrible honor
>nervous
>get on stage
>40,000 people staring at me in silence
>all girls
>nervous
>introduce myself
>silence
>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint
>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"
>silence
>could hear a pin drop
>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked
>deep breath
>next slide
>"Whip-Its"
>deafening silence
>oh god
>I'm done for
>it's so over
>suddenly
>a slow clap
>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps
>few dozen builds to hundreds
>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women
>"finally!" they say
>oh shit
>tenative confidence
>next slide
>"Video games"
>applause continues
>women are stomping their feet
>hooting
>hollering
>next slide
>"treats sometimes"
>cheering
>whistles
>crowd of women chanting
>next slide
>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"
>women applaud me off stage
>pass the upcoming presenter back stage
>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion
>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"
>oh fuck do women like magic tricks
>magician goes on stage
>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion
>every day I learn more about women
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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!
(original below)
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Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.
god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album
the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao
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Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.
god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album
the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao
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