this too shall pass

heidiwranglescats

UNWOKE PHARRELL: it might seem racist what im about to say

This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

some of the differences between java and bedrock are crazy. why would they do this

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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I mean this with the utmost respect to the legend Kermit, but frankly I just can’t think of that many songs about rainbows

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

The only time I’ve ever saluted someone on instinct was when Vinny was playing mgs4 and he found out if you shook the controller while calling rose her boobs would shake and he immediately called otacon and you could physically hear him shaking the controller and asking “why aren’t his tits moving ”