ardxns
"Y'smell burnt."
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thebetterhawkeye
"Y'might wanna leave 'im alone for a li'l."
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"Think Clint did. Dunno when."
"The dog. Has the dog been outside today? Otherwise he’s gonna pee on someone’s bed.”
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❝good luck gettin' him
t'talk. been keepin' his
distance lately.❞
❝looking for clint. didn’t
expect to find you instead.❞
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"So, what's the deal then?"
"Never said it was."
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"Jus' 'cause yer deaf
doesn't mean y'get the whole couch."
[ if clint would've kicked him,
war would've been waged.
luckily, there is no kicking
or punching or war. instead,
there's a pouting clint and an
amused barney. ]
[ it’s bad to kick
your recently injured brother.
so he doesn’t. but for the record,
he would. if barney wasn’t injured.
because clint’s an asshole.
the look he gives his brother clearly says
why ]
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ass
# my icon will be judging urs
/signs ur a dick
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i lIKE MY NEW ICON. TAKE THE OTHER ONE
dUDE I WAS JOKING
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replies and all that jazz when i get back from showering ok woo
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raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
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" Good. That helps. "
“ I lost the one in English. ”
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[ he really just wanted to
sit on the couch.
throwing his paper
down on clint, he
took a seat where
clint's feet were. ]
[ he is taking a nap.
forever.
(if you calculate ‘forever’
to mean as long as he
manage to go uninterrupted,
and probably after that. )
Fuck you, world. ]
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"Bits an' pieces."
”…You heard what Kate said, huh?”
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" Don't y'got the instruction sheet? "
“ Well. If y’such a teacher
then teach me how t’do this. ”
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❝whatever.
reason why yer here?❞
❝no one’s following
me. i’d know about it.❞
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eyasx
"Is that s'posed t'be funny?"
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