How is this the creepiest, most abusive ex-boyfriend shit ever written passed off as ~friendship~.

1. We’ve already covered the importance of being Uchiha to Sasuke so how DARE Naruto try to erase Sasuke’s identity like that. Naruto has a complicated relationship with his status as a jinchuuriki so how he wants to view that is his prerogative, but Sasuke likes being an Uchiha and it’s an important part of his identity so Naruto can fuck off with disrespecting it and trying to take it away from him. 

2. Dying isn’t solving anyone’s problems, hell it’s not even addressing the problem! So Naruto saying his solution is them both dying when like actually addressing Sasuke’s problem, the solution to which doesn’t need to involve destroying Konoha, is so much easier is what makes this creepy ex-boyfriendish to me. Naruto is really chomping at the bit to be some kind of be-all-end-all for Sasuke.

3. “meeting in the afterlife” Naruto, Sasuke doesn’t want to see you NOW let alone in the afterlife but of course this is all about you and your creepy need to be the most important person to Sasuke or whatever.

4. Sakura stop crying like this is emotional, it’s creepy.

i tthink some girl just sent her frozen rp to our 200+ student gc and icant bring myself to open it because im afraid it will flood my system with neurotoxins

Important.

there are 800 episodes of naruto+shippuden+boruto

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

i just saw someone trying to make s*kura look good by shitting on sasuke (that seems to be s*kura stans most prefered MO) by saying that sasuke is loved despite apparently "killing innocents and wanting to kill his friends" while s*kura gets hated for apparently acting "like a normal human being". to which i only have to laugh.

first off, sasuke never killed a single innocent soul. the people he killed or whose deaths he caused where either villains, either people who attacked him and thus he was forced to defend himself against them.

secondly, sasuke also gets hated for acting like a normal human being. if a real person went through what he had to endure, chances are they would've acted in a very similar way, if not worse.

thirdly, s*kura is a lunatic and if her behaviour is considered normal behaviour imma just throw myself out of the window. how can you consider harassing someone and constantly forcing your feelings onto them until they agree to be with you normal behavior? or wanting to leave everyone who cared about you behind just to be with a boy despite that boy obviously not returning your romantic feelings? how can that be considered normal behaviour??? or knocking the fuck out of your allies in a foreign territory, leaving them in the open for every enemy that might've passed by to see, just so you could go follow your stupid and bound to fail "plan"?

and lastly, sasuke is just that bitch. he is that ride or die character, he is interesting and compelling and it's easy to see where he comes from and forgive him. s*kura, on the other hand, is the type of character that annoys you just by merely breathing. she's the type of character that gives you second hand embarrassment with her every appearance. i don't care that the narrative wants me to believe she's one of the "good guys". she's annoying and uninteresting and i would much rather read about an unhinged villain that chops their enemies to pieces or someone who throws meteorites at people than witness her dumb antics. that much of an annoying character she is that i would much rather root for the villains than for her. as someone else has said in another post, being annoying in fiction is a much greater sin than doing evil things. some people really need to get this is their heads.

i was thinking why sasuke no longer wears the uchiha crest and while some people say it's to keep his identity secret during his missions, i don't think that's the only reason, nor the most important one.

i think he does no longer considers himself worthy of it. after all, he has failed to bring his clan justice. he has allowed the truth to be swept under the rug. i think he thinks he's failed.

many people wish to see sasuke truly happy, and i wish that too, but i think that's impossible. surely, we might see him cracking a smile here and there, but i don't think that's real, genuine happiness. i don't think he can be truly happy ever again. not with that amount of trauma, not with with his clan, his parents and brother, whom he loved more than anything, dead, and with him not being able to get any justice and retribution for their massacre.

it's extremely sad, but it's how i see it.

i just wanted to draw blood flying like the cool kids

do you guys think that the uchiha clan is emo?

i personally don’t.  most of them are stoic and quiet, but a lot of them aren’t.  obito literally acted the same as naruto when he was a kid.  shisui wasn’t stoic.  mikoto wasn’t stoic and quiet.  and besides, being stoic and quiet doesn’t make you an emo.

also, the curse of hatred, in my opinion, is just a farce, something invented by someone who was clearly prejudiced to the uchiha clan.  the idea of them getting stronger when they hate others is not really true imo.

(yes, this post is because of going on twitter, and no, this isn’t a callout post)

What happens if you drink water and Suigetsu is in it? Does he lose a limb? Does it hurt? Would you just choke on the water and spit it back out? Is it cannibalism?

sasuke dinosaur masterpost

Well... Hashirama praised Itachi about the genocide with a smile. He never secured the clan's safety. He valued his brother's opinions over everything else. He ignored the warnings about the clan's future if Tobirama became kage, even chose him as his successor. He let his brother to experiment Madara's corpse for elaborating his bigoted theories. So, yes, Hashirama was a 'racist', not as openly as Tobirama was but he was.

That entire scene made me wanna start a fight. All of them were just bad. Minato looked like a poster boy (am I surprised? No. Look at his son). I wanted to punt Hiruzen to the moon so bad. Imagine telling a kid why he thought it was okay to order his brother to kill his entire family. Orochimaru looked like a saint beside the Hokages, I felt like laughing.

I don't understand Hashirama. One moment he gives his brother the threatening look and the next moment he can't even get Tobirama to listen. Their dynamic is a mess.

How did Tobirama get his body? Idk. Did Hashirama give him permission or is he also doing shit behind his back. Again, these brothers are a menace, an actually menace.

Hashirama is that guy that says "I'm not racist, my friend is an Uchiha." No one can change my mind.

salad: dad, youre home! its been 5 whole years

sasuke: .....

salad: dad?

sasuke: hello, samehada

salad: dad, did you forget my name?

sasuke: of course not, salamander

salad: are you sure?

sasuke: I apologize, salsa

i love how suigetsu is just like “fuck you sasuke i can leave whenever i want” then just refuses to leave