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i need a professionals opinion. Who do you think has the biggest dick in bg3? This is for science of course.
A professionals *cackles* (ᗒᗜᗕ)!!! I don’t know about all that babes, but thank you for that!!
Let’s see, according to my calculations the answer would be………….
⋆˙⟡♡ Zevlor ♡⟡˙⋆
♡ The man just screams big dick energy. Like you can hear that scream on the other side of the planet.
I fully believe Zevlor’s cock is the largest, the man could easily destroy your gummy insides and because he’s so large you’d almost always see the outline of his cock bulging from your belly.
It would definitely hurt at first, maybe always in the start with the first few thrusts but he’d make sure he takes his time so you can grow accustomed to his sheer size.
If you beg, plead for him to not be gentle then the man may comply and destroy your insides along with breaking the bed in the process… I’m here to tell you that you won’t be able to walk right after.
You can feel his cock kiss your cervix each time he sheathes himself fully inside you, your poor cervix is going to be bruised. Not only that but you will get cramps from it time to time, he can’t help it though (ᴗ_ ᴗ。) he’s just naturally big.
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since theo said wyll would be a firefighter if he lived in our world, im thinking about the folk hero equivalent and have decided he would be wholesome tiktok famous. its mostly "day in the life of" videos, vlog updates on kittens hes rescued, fire safety education etc etc. he has an AMA about how firefighters get out of those big suits where hes all "sorry im so sweaty, its really hot in there" and its his most viewed tiktok ever
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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(April 12th 2024)
No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.
First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.
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Saw a tag on my post about low approval Halsin that said he sounded like Gordon Ramsay when angry and, well... 💀
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A lil sprinkle of a reminder for you all if anyone has more to add that’d be a good treat I think
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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Starved of love, you don’t know what you’re missing so you don’t know what you want.
#myart#agent tf2 oc#HE/THEY CHARACTER#Mitski stop destroying me#therapy was suppose to help why am I crying#that’s a mild joke I’m okay#I mean I’m in therapy but like therapy okay
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hi guys my commissions are open (info on pinned, 5 slots open) until the 10th of april and any kind of support is greatly appreciated <33
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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories
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had a minor crisis when 12ft.io went down yesterday and thankfully it's back now but this seems like a good opportunity to compile a list of similar paywall-evading tools in case 12ft ever gets canned for real:
12ft.io: the legend himself. definitely my favorite of the bunch by virtue of being the easiest to use (and the easiest url to remember), but it's configured to disable paywall evasion for a handful of popular sites like the new york times, so you'll have to go elsewhere for those.
printfriendly: works great; never had any issues with removing paywalls, even on domains that don't work with 12ft.io. since this site is literally designed to make sites print-friendly, it might simplify the overall formatting of the page you're trying to access, which can be a good or bad thing. my only real issue is that the "element zapper" (which lets you remove content blocks from the print-friendly preview) is a little sensitive if you're browsing on a touchscreen device, which means you might accidentally delete a paragraph when you're just trying to scroll. but if that happens you can reload the page and it'll revert everything back to its original state.
fifteen feet: basically a 12ft clone, minus 12ft's restrictions. haven't used it much since I only discovered it yesterday in the wake of 12ft's 451 error but it seems to do the trick.
archive.today: an archival tool very similar to the wayback machine, but it also works as a de facto paywall removal tool. (the wayback machine seems to remove paywalls as well, but archive.today has better UX imo and is way faster to use.)
and an honorable mention for sci-hub: only works for scientific/academic journals, not random news articles, but the other sites listed above only work for random news articles and not academic publications so you gotta have this one in your toolbelt for full coverage. pubmed is your oyster.
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every time yall leave wyll out of your group art that has literally every other origin character in it i want you to know that i am the reason you have a headache and your hand is cramping. im hexing you with my mind
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moss ⭐ she/her ⭐ professional boba kisser
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ko-fi // commissions: paypal only (payment upfront)
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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