Guy that flinches every time he has to open a can of soda and holds it really far away from himself arms outstretched face turned away barely looking visibly frightened and every time it hisses even a little bit he flinches or yelps and runs away and hides under a blanket and then slowly comes back to resume opening the soda the exact same way and his hands are shaking
It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.