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the toast you threw away today because "It's a little too black for my liking"? I saw that. That piece of toast you didn't eat because " I don't like the ends of bread"? I saw that. I see everything people do to belittle bread, and I hate it. That is why i came to be the Bread Avenger. P.S., if I reblog something twice it's because my forgetful ass decided to not remember the first time he/him fag 21
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who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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Among those arrested in Atlanta today were Noelle McAfee, Chair of the Philosophy Department at Emory University. You can hear her ask the PhD student taking the video:
“Can you call the Philosophy Department office and tell them I’ve been arrested?...I’m Noelle McAfee, I’m Chair of the Philosophy Department”
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#i have bmo hot glued to my dashboard in front of the fuel gague so i dont have to ever look at the E on there again#there is no E only BMO
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# me having to remind myself straight people exist
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)
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if prev had your luxury credit card what would the credit card information be
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you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
#oopsie accidentally voted thunderclap voice#for those who know me in real life i have a very soft deep voice so this is very funyy
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this appeared while i'm drawing bandit getting pumped....
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