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Lord Botley
My name is Tristifer Botley (no matter what the Lord Captain says!), loyal man of the rightful Queen of the Iron Islands, Asha Greyjoy. Speak ill of her, and you shall answer to me, for I love her with all my heart.
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ill fuqin fight u qarl
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I do say it! I've had this ugly goddamn wife for too fucking long! Fuck my job! Fuck that woman! I'm going to marry herrrrrrr!
I’m pretty sure she’ll stab you in the throat before that happens. (◕‿◕✿)
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How's it feel to know that Asha's own uncle gets to bone her and you don't?
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Maybe I'll get to put my cock in her. Oh, Gods, how I've waited for this! hm and maybe her pretty daughter too, she's got big tits...
WE WILL BE TOGETHER, BOY! MY QUEEN AND I!
Uncle Victarion and Aunt Asha are getting a divorce?
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REJOICE! SHE'LL BE MINE! (◕‿◕✿)
Uncle Victarion and Aunt Asha are getting a divorce?
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b-b-b-b-but i l-l-l-ove you! i always have! MY LOVE IS TRUEEEEE
theironkraken replied to your post:
I AM NOT YOURS SHUT UP I’LL PUNCH YOU
you married your damn uncle instead of me why this
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Victaron rams dat ass every night and he rubs your forks and spoons on his balls. The balls that Asha puts in her mouth.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOESN'T HAPPEN DOESN'T HAPPEN
HE CAN'T HAVE HER
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theironkraken replied to your post:
I AM NOT YOURS SHUT UP I’LL PUNCH YOU
you married your damn uncle instead of me why this
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Victarion keeps his pimp hand strong.
To think -- those brutish hands caress MY Asha each night!
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Vile and malicious?! I'm far from it. Your bitch of a lover hasn't even so much as thought about you since the day she married her oaf of her husband. Slattern, I may be, but I am with those I want to be with and I don't have to beg and plead for attention.
Nay, you are quite as I described, evil little wench. I am sure I have crossed Asha's mind many times! [Scoffs] Ha! I feel sorry for my dearest Asha. There is no conceivable way she is happy with the Lord Captain. I needn't beg and plead for any kind of attention.
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Have you heard some of Asha's nightmares?
Nightmares? Nay! They are pleasant dreams, I am sure. (◕‿◕✿)
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You want some pipeweed?
PIPEWEED HOW DARE YOU THAT IS A TERRIBLE THING A GENTLE-MAN WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING
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Your fantasies are Asha's nightmares.
They're not nightmares. They're just frightening because they're so realistic! (◕‿◕✿)
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Are your intentions honourable?
Perfectly. I love Asha, true as anything. I would treat her like the Queen she is. I wish only to spend my life with her, to have her as my wife...
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