I NEED A GIRL WHOS LIKE A BOY WITH A DICK THATS LIKE A PUSSY

i got the curse of jobless and horny and away from my girlfriend and cant be intimate with my friends and

I need to get high and play videogames with my ffriends. homoerotic style

THE OUPPY GIRL

(she/her) 🐺🏳️‍⚧️

Playing Ultrakill. Need myself some sisyphussy. Sorry

I'm super in the mood to put a cocky guy in his fuckin place. A guy who thinks he's hot shit but will crumble underneath my touch. He can bark and bark all he wants, but as soon as my teeth graze his ear he'll start whining and writhing under me. A tall, strong boy who likes getting fucked by a shorter, weaker puppy :3.

I'm so excited to go home and use the 8 inch dildo I bought..! The only problem is that I really underestimated the size... ╥﹏╥ It's so fucking huge and it just won't fit... Maybe send me some words of encouragement (asks, not DMS) and I'll stuff this fat fuckin cock in my little puppy cunt U・ᴥ・U!

Pros and cons of my birth control

Pros: no period

Cons: the horny week (ovulation) is now ALL THE TIME and I need to get things done that aren't look at twitter and go on Chai.

I wanna watch a movie with someone!!

We're sitting on the couch together. All cozy and warm. I look at you with innocent enough eyes asking,

"Can I lay on your lap?"

It's kind of embarrassing, but you agree. You can feel my chest on your thigh. My pulse is so quick. I slide my hand along the hem of your shirt and wordlessly ask to touch you some more. I push your shirt up and start kissing your happy trail. My tongue is all hot and wet on your hairy belly and I'm kissing it quicker now. Like I need it. I do. I grab at your shirt trying to get it off. I'm sitting up now, straddling your leg to get some pressure on my parts. I need it so fucking bad.

"You can take this off for me, can't you, puppy?"

I'm practically pleading now. Absolutely panting into your ear. Like a mutt in heat just trying its best to get some relief. You grant my wish and take off your shirt to give my mouth full access. Your lips, neck, nipples, stomach. All so sticky now with hickeys starting to form. You'll be beautiful once I'm done with you.

i actually like when boys come fast. it’s the cutest thing and not shameful at all. like i will just make you come again. don’t hold back on me. we can do it again; and again and again and again, until you can’t remember what day of the week it is and don’t know whether you want me to stop or keep going

Boyfriend who makes you get reeeal close to his face and says "Wait for it. Wait for it.... Now." Before he lets you kiss him.

Being eaten out has the very real possibility of making me dysphoric, but I really do love it. When he's squeezing my thighs nice and rough and his tongue is all hot and flat on my puppy parts.... And kissing my thighs? It's over. I've died.

I bought it myself.

Idk prolly if a guy bought me an MCR hoodie I'd let him fuck me in it and I'd moan so sweetly and thank him over and over again. And also I'd drool. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is my fave album btw.

I'm so sore from all the strain I've been putting on my body lately :<. Maybe a tboy with big, strong hands can make me feel better! Slowly working all over my squishy body... It's okay if you accidentally spend too much time kneading my ass... Or if your hands accidentally slip too close to my tdick... It's all part of the massage! It's a full body after all :3.

Auuuuugh so stressed.... I have so much to do and I need to fuck about it. I just want to spit in his asshole and fuck it all into him. I want to hear him moan my name like a prayer. I need to hold his hand and squeeze his cute little face, seeing the way his mouth falls open when I grind my wet puppy parts on his dick. Either that or a nap.

Yeah... @spoiled-rotten-puppy makes me wanna go insane.... His blog is so..... Like wow..... I'm in public trying to act normal but it's so hard when his posts make me so squirmy! (╥﹏╥)

Idk prolly if a guy bought me an MCR hoodie I'd let him fuck me in it and I'd moan so sweetly and thank him over and over again. And also I'd drool. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is my fave album btw.