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;; hey lovelies, sorry for being so in and out and the utter lack
of drafts being done in the last... too long. been a little all over
the place and also focusing most of my energy on another blog.
gonna try to do stuff here tomorrow though!! i still a great amounts
of muse for this awful dorito
#also my SO is finally watching GF so i'm getting even more muse for this asshole with how much we've been talking about the show#so i'll see u guys tomorrow hopefully!!#ＲＲＦ ( ooc. )
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@tmrixvii replied to your post: @tmrixvii replied to your post: ...
> my cat just nuzzled my phone I’m reading this on……….
go away cat these toys are for the humans
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diadelabruja replied to your post: “i don’t need this now.”
She glared at him. “This is revenge for the sweater, isn’t it?”
“PLEASE. I’m not the PETTY TYPE who seeks REVENGE
over something like THAT.”
Yes he is. He absolutely is.
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@tmrixvii replied to your post: “and where do i go?”
> C AT TO YS
WAIT THEY’RE NOT HUMAN TOYS????
I COULD SWEAR THAT WAS WHAT THE PACKAGING SAID....... DOES THIS MEAN I WASTED MONEY ON THAT SCRATCHING POST??
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“and where do i go?”
five word prompts / / accepting △ @tmrixvii
“ANYWHERE your little heart DESIRES!!”
His arms are thrown up wide, as though to express the unlimited opportunities. Then there’s a pause, a squint as he looks off to the side, and Bill lowers his arms, shaking a finger at Dipper in lieu of shaking his nonexistent head.
“No, no, HANG ON… I’m thinking of ME. YOU…”
Still squinting, his eye turns to scrutinize Dipper, looking him up and down, faux thoughtfully. This is all just an act. An act meant to deliberately be an asshole.
“You can go OVER THERE,” he points off toward a corner where various objects have been left around on the floor. “I put EVERYTHING you should need there. FOOD, some NEWSPAPER to sleep on, and some TOYS to keep your little mind OCCUPIED.”
They’re cat toys. Every single one of them.
“–Humans eat MUD and TREE BARK, right?”
#tmrixvii#ＤＱＶＹＨＵＨＧ ( asks. )#i have no idea where this came from i'm sorry#but also not sorry bc i made myself laugh a little.......
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“i don’t need this now.”
five word prompts / / accepting △ @diadelabruja
“And THAT, PRECISELY, is what makes this MORE FUN. It’s SPONTANEOUS! Who wants to do something when they NEED TO? Talk about BOOOORING!!”
Also, at this point he just likes to annoy the hell out of Alex where he can. So yes, showing up at inopportune instances on her end is absolutely something Bill has taken to doing purely for the sake of his own entertainment.
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
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new idea: hell chess
all the basic rules are the same like playstyle wise
trash talking is encouraged
you get as much time as you need but if you look away from the board your turn is over
the referee is yelling everything like a sports announcer and you cannot complain
you can take one of your pieces from the board and throw it at your opponents head but you sacrifice that piece
you have to name the king and queen something
fun additives to make the game unique:
a. close your eyes and reach into a bag of about 48 chess pieces to pull out your sixteen pieces. whatever you get is what you play and you must follow the rules of those chess pieces. if you get four queens good luck. if you get no queens good luck
b. the referee can decide to throw in as many checkers pieces as a time as they please, as long as equal pieces are distributed to both players. the players are now not only playing chess but also checkers on the same board.
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munday interactions / / accepting △ @diadelabruja
👌 Your character portrayal is amazing.
yoU NEED TO STOP……………….. I DON’T DESERVE THESE.............
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> 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
munday interactions / / accepting △ @tmrixvii
👌 Your character portrayal is amazing.
unhOLY SHRIEKING?????
THANK YO U BUT GET OUT OMG………..
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Munday Interactions
🎊 I’m happy to have met you.
😣 I’m a little nervous to interact with you.
💌 I don’t RP, but I follow you because of your interesting threads.
👭 Can we roleplay together?
👍 You’re doing great! Keep it up!
👌 Your character portrayal is amazing.
🙅 I think your portrayal could be worked on a little more.
💞 Do our muses have the potential to become romantic interests?
💭 Your thoughts on our threads?
💧 I don’t know what our muses can do in a thread together. Ideas?
💔 I would like to improve our muses’ relationship.
🗣 Care to talk outside of our threads? (discord/skype/twitter/etc)
✍ Could we have more threads?
☺ I love our muses’ relationship!
❣ Can our muses become better friends/lovers/rivals/enemies?
#ＳＵＲＰＳＷ: ＤＶＮ ＰＨＰＨ ( ask meme. )#can't promise any drafts will be written today but i proMISE THEY'RE COMING#here's a meme in the meantime??
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This was too funny to remain a deleted scene.
#oh my god#amazing#ＳＬＱＨ ＷＵＨＨ ( dipper. )#ＤＥＲＸＷ ( about. )#i feel like this belongs in my 'about' tag bc it sums up bill p well lmf#fanart.
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PSA || RPING WITH MY CHARACTER
just because your character wouldn’t fit in with my character’s canon verse, doesn’t mean we can’t rp. au/crossover things are my life, you guys; i will be more than happy to either fit my character to yours’ canon verse or to make up an entirely different verse for both of them to interact in. it’s a great outlet for creativity and it’s just a lot of fun to throw two characters into a world they’ve never canonically been in.
basically, when i say i’m a multiverse blog, i mean it. just come talk to me, you wonderful people, and let’s make our loser muses live in a medieval world or be spies or live in space or something.
how about it?
create a new universe with me.
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QUICK REF SHEET || MUN AND MUSE EDITION !!
repost only !! please do not reblog !!
tagged by : no one, this was stolen
tagging : anyone who wants to??
MUSE :
name : bill cipher
nickname / alias : the one-eyed beast, muse, the triangle guy, evil triangle
zodiac sign : ????
gender : male, probably
favourite colour : yellow. red’s pretty good too, though.
average hours of sleep : LOSERS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SLEEP.
last thing you googled : RQOB LGLRWV QHHGV JRRJOH
height : short
MUN :
name : grey
nickname / alias : nerd
zodiac sign : leo
gender : agender
favourite colour : yellow
average hours of sleep : 6-8 but that changes a lot
last thing you googled : zodiac signs
height : 5′7″ maybe? i havEN’T CHECKED IN A LONG TIME……
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diadelabruja:
“Uh huh, sure. Do those dream guides happen to fit all the qualifications for a dream demon, too, or are you just one lucky triangle guy? One extremely lucky kinda bigoted triangle guy.”
Honestly. She wasn’t even technically human anymore. Maybe they just all looked the same to the incorporeal pyramid dickwad here.
“KID, it was a HYPOTHETICAL. I don’t know EVERY DREAM
GUIDE that exists. And CLEARLY I’m not LUCKY -- I’m here with
someone who SEEMS to consider themselves THE EPITOME OF
SASS.”
They didn’t all necessarily look the same. He just
didn’t particularly care. Witch, human, werewolf--
all worked out to about the same to him.
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diadelabruja:
“Oh, you mean I’m insulting you by underestimating you? Like, oh, I don’t know, continuously calling an entire species ‘simple-minded,’ ‘stupid,’ and ‘primitive?’ Or calling an adult a kid? Lying to someone about being a dream guide five minutes after rejoicing over the terror of mankind?”
The witch gave a sarcastic bow, hiding her smirk. “My apologies. This ridiculous, stupid witch didn’t know any better! I’ll leave it in your expert, ridiculously small hands.”
Ohhh. Ohhhhhh. He was beyond mildly annoyed now. God,
why did he only seem to run into the smart asses?
“I’ve got CENTURIES of experience with HUMANS. It’s not
UNDERESTIMATION if you KNOW it’s true because you’ve seen
MORE THAN ENOUGH PROOF.
And FOR THE RECORD, there could be PLENTY of dream
guides out there who find JOY in the SUFFERING OF MANKIND.”
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diadelabruja:
“Nah, I just wanted to play it because I figured this was my one chance.” She snapped her fingers again, and the music died off. “Come on, is it really so bad to wear a kitten sweater and get called adorable? You’re uniquely adorable. I mean, being cute doesn’t get rid of your knowledge or your experience. It’s just an aesthetic thing.”
“That ‘AESTHETIC THING’ is what gives a FIRST IMPRESSION,
genius. As FUN as it is when people UNDERESTIMATE YOU, it
being because they see you as ADORABLE is just a liiiiiittle INSULTING.”
Especially when you were actually a very powerful being and much
preferred to be feared to being cooed over.
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