Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

I am capable of transforming into a square when it suits me..

men need to start wearing deep v necks again.

@kedreeva So I have to know: do your boys display their trains at you or ever seem proud about their feathers?

This post made me think of Polaris somehow.

Imagine if you had the most spectacular tits in the world - like if you randomly googled "most beautiful titties in the world", you'd know there would be a picture of you showing up - and showing them to everyone had no negative consequences. Best case scenario you get someone hot into agreeing they must fuck you, and at the very worst you get a mildly confused and flustered "oh wow, you sure are very beautiful. I'm not interested, but I am flattered. Thank you for this lovely sight, you made my day nonetheless."

Of course you'd be flashing them at everyone and everything. And that's probably how life is like for a peacock.

don’t forget the chronic deja vu

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star wars edit with WW84 trailer music | by voordeel_ts [x]

BRO?!?!?

don’t forget the chronic deja vu

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I've discovered the epitome of low budget decadence btw.