good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

twitter post: my sister died and i dont know how i will cope with this grief

the reply section:

This strange creature was found on the sea floor In Bali. It turned out to be a carnivorous nudibranch.

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

24 year old republican: well UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT *political opinion they got from their father *

Hose sucked in by fire Tornado

hey ;) guys ;) i’m ;) 6’7’’ ;)

The reason some girls wear make up..

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

December 18th

Me: (.)(.)

Tumblr: *Tazes me*

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…