i love tiny bug type pokemon so much theyre like the best things ever

I think he broke a record for the amount of NSFW jokes in this one. 😂

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when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

I might bitch about the era of remakes we are in, but that thing when they redesign female characters from decades ago and make them hot but not oversexualized and make perverted fanboys cry ugly tears is banging actually

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

“Out of everyone’s outfit yours is the shortest”

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

He’s like “you can TALK?!?