my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means
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not an author’s note but it made me stop scrolling and laugh so hard I cried
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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iit means you need to boil him in oil
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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awesome ‼️
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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me
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me looking at myself on Zoom while the other person is talking
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I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]
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i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him
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Happy pride month everyone pls stay safe and have fun at pride!!!
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happy pride 🌈✨ (art from last year!)
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