The Mausoleum by the Phantom Painter
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Taskmaster (2024): Snooker cue umbrella chin.
John: Shall we all have a little jump?
Greg: Yeah, why not? Nick, you may as well sit down.
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If anyone knows about "impressive loads" it's Alex Hor-
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i'm just obsessed with this shot of greg on the floor
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Birds nests
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Tokyo 1980s
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scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.
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I've already picked the perfect out for and packed lunch. Let's make it happen.
“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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Raccoons and mushrooms
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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