FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

There are many things to bring Sonny down over. This entire Cyrus thing ain't it.

Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

If you ever wanna know what someone's like and where they're from in Gotham, just ask how they deal with the clowns. New folks always look scared, common sense folks look scared and wait for batman, narrows folks? There's a reason hood and clownhunter are from here. They take after us. #onlyingotham #hoodsignedmyclownsmasher

People are always like "why do you stay in #onlyingotham?" But, like, we have the best educational system in the world!!! I mean, just look at our villains, most of them have at least one PhD, and if you catch them in a good mood, they'll even help you with your thesis. I'd much rather have a 50% chance of being either beaten or helped in my psychology thesis by Harley Quinn, than having a rich assh*le like Lex Luthor as president.

#OnlyInGotham will Catwoman wholly fund your cat's kidney transplant and break into your apartment and give you a statuette of Bastet for good luck. (Also #OnlyInGotham will the Wayne Foundation give you free legal representation when the police try to make you return all the money because Catwoman gave it to you.)

Alright so I just moved to Gotham and…how the fck are y’all still alive?

Haven’t even been here an hour and watched a clown throw hands with a furry

#onlyingotham I guess #seriouslywhosthefurry

#OnlyInGotham do you have discourse on Poison Ivy and the ethics of her stance and actions in freaking debate class

#GothamHighSchoolisweird #imonhersidebtw #poisonivyisright

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#onlyingothem do you walk into your dorm room to see the tiny scary robin passed out on your couch. Like??? Hello tiny angry child why are you in my home where is your father? Or one of the older robins? Hello?

Update: I poked the tiny robin with a broom til he woke up (I’m not dumb enough to get within arms length) bc I wanted to make sure he’s not dead and now I have a tiny angry robin eating a grilled cheese while sitting on my counter. Batman come fetch your son

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OKAY so I just moved, right?? My old place was really close to Scarecrow territory, meaning I got impromptu visits from the bats pretty often. Once I got out of there I thought I wouldn’t see much of them anymore, but BOY was I wrong. Yesterday I’m walking home and NIGHTWING stops me and asks if he could follow me to my new place because ‘my little brother misses your cat.’ And this morning I wake up to RED HOOD sitting on my couch going through my tea bags. #dudewtf #amIbeingadopted? #onlyingotham

#onlyingotham can you end up in the hospital from an allergic reaction to fear toxin that almost killed you, and be more worried about how much the hospital bill is going to be

UPDATE: Bruce Wayne paid for my hospital bill????? What-why... THANK YOU but how did he even know? And why?

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My girlfriend lost her cat last week. A few days ago, I'm walking home when I hear something in an alleyway. I just moved from Metropolis, so I didn't realize how dangerous alleys could be, so I investigated. I found Catwoman and Robin crouched down next to my girlfriend's cat, arguing over who got to take poor Jingles home.

I had to explain to them that the cat already had an owner, and yes, she would want Jingles back.

According to my neighbor, encounters like that are a normal occurrence whenever people's cats run away.

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So, I have mobility issues and use a wheelchair to help me get around. I recently attended a charity event at the Wayne Manor. I was nervous about it because houses - especially fancy mansions - are rarely wheelchair accessible. Let me just say, it was incredible. The Wayne Manor is the most wheelchair accessible house I’ve ever seen. It was even more accessible than a decent portion of public buildings I’ve been in. And most places have the wheelchair access hidden away - like the grand staircase for everyone is front and center, but ADA compliant access points are hidden, like they’re ashamed. At the Wayne Manor, the wheelchair access was just as grand and beautiful and celebrated as everything else. Bruce Wayne has my full respect.

Why do people sound surprised that Wayne knows how to fight? Have y'all forgot what city we live in! I'm surprised he doesn't even carry a knife for protection, but I guess stabbings are the 3rd common way to die (Can't believe that damn clown gases so many people). But yeah, if you're reading this Bruce, I support your anti-gun laws. #onlyingotham EDIT: I saw that tweet of that butler blasting some robbers. And Wayne is facing palming in the background. Nerves of Steel, man! Oops, not you Supes

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#onlyingotham can you do henchman work in exchange for tips for your psychology class. #harlyquinnmybeloved #sorrybatsbutabitchispoor

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#OnlyInGotham do you have to convince your cousin that there is no bloody way local lovable homeboy, Brucie Wayne, is not Batman. No, Stacy, I don’t care that Brucie is the only person to afford the gadgets, that Batman is a confirmed amazing actor or the fact you held a picture of one on top of the other to the light and the facial structure match. I work in custodial at Wayne Enterprise and the amount of times I’ve had to unlock him from somewhere he got trapped in disqualifies him

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