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just so everyone knows people are NOT fucking kidding when they say to ease back into working out if you’ve fallen out of the habit for a while. i didn’t even think i did that much over the course of two days but i was basically bedridden and nearly screaming in pain yesterday and almost decided to go to the ER bc everything from my hips down hurt so bad i was seeing spots. i’m still taking painkillers bc of how much discomfort and (now) mild agony i’m in. don’t forget to stretch too lmao
#golly ollie#i’m so fucking serious i have NEVER been in pain like that#the last time i felt that severity of pain was when i had liver inflammation from a kratom overdose and did in fact spend the day and night#in the ER#idek if i’ll be feeling better by wednesday when i have to go back to work#bc i still feel like hell
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on
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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak
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ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative
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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
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Genuinely one of the best things in fiction is letting a character have a real ugly cry. Get out of here with that ‘single silent tear’ bullshit, you cowards. I want the catharsis of an actual emotional breakdown! Make it noisy, make it wet and snotty and gross! Make it ugly and unfiltered and raw!
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Not "I can fix him (romantic)" or even "I can fix him (platonic)" but "I can fix him (with an air of soul-deep weariness, taking on a great burden)"
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