TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus
2. Judas
1. Printers when you are in a hurry
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Yea I was assigned soprano at birth but now I actually identify as a countertenor
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hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they're like "uhhh but can you go get it" bitch I'm 8 hours away by car, I don't live in the house where you sent it.
took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that's your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.
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not me revisiting rule of rose every 2-3 years
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Rule of Rose’s plot
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Happy plagueiversary
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Spooky season is here!
Have some Eldritch monster magical girls
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
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Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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it's the first of August happy Halloween everyone
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