I hope all of you find people who love you at your ruddest and worst

I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...

yes honey your ecstasies are holy and your visions are divinely inspired can we fuck now

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

Byung-Chul Han, from an interview published in ArtReview

i love when media doenst have a lot of women so fanfic writers crack knuckles and go well we’re transing some genders then

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

narutonin

dean saying "Hell no. 😐" to sam then immediately reassuring cas on the phone "No, not you. 🥺"

Burning your father

Burning your mother

Burning your friend

And burning the love of your life

it’s so weird being like a mostly functional mentally ill person bc like you’re walking around doing stuff and then it just hits u and you’re like damn i am actually like not okay it’s not like a cute little quirk it’s truly my constant state of mind

Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD

used to watch destiel edits whenever i went on smoke breaks and now i don’t smoke anymore but the edits give me a bit of a hit so

people who hate succession you are frictionless like a greased pig. i can not grasp you.