peace and love on planet earth

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

chloe payne

time for tunes! 😁🔊💘

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋

ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

Rip Bernard Hill aka King Theoden of Lord of The Rings, you will be missed

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

ocs

my doctor prescribed “kissing a pretty girl all over her face until she’s smiling & giggling uncontrollably” to cure all my ailments

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

”IRL”? this is real life. you’re just talking to me from computer. i’m on the same planet as you. perhaps one day i will pull you from a burning building