literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

"Banger, listener"

"Our lips have touched don't call me listener"

say it louder

[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

The thing about wanting to write smart essays is you truly do have to read books to do that, and the thing about reading books is that it is way harder now that I am not 17 and smartphoneless

thinking about steven universe. however you may feel about that show, about the "su critical" backlash and the backlash to the backlash, about the scheduling bullshit, about how it handled certain characters and plot beats (politically or just narratively), one thing remains objectively true:

garnet was fucking awesome. character of all time.

GM as a pixie: You know the falling bears? They fall on their targets and eat them whole!

Fighter: ...Can they fly?

GM: No they fall, they are falling bears not flying bears!

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

x

[Inside a mindflayer ship]

DM: Aah, D&D, where you can go from fighting an eldritch horror straight to stabbing a butthole with a dagger

Player: Technically it's a dagger on a stick...