Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

Good lord, I've never watched this show but I'm being sniped.

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

what if glados laid her robot eggs in chell

Based on the notes I've gotten (one of them appears to have been deleted), I was not clear enough in clarifying that I was asking about how others perceived myself and not how they identified. This is unfortunate.

No "you're a switch" option. I already know that. This is about how people perceive me.

No "you're a switch" option. I already know that. This is about how people perceive me.

No "you're a switch" option. I already know that. This is about how people perceive me.

today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

huge fractions of zoomers identify as LGBT, which is concerning--it's mostly driven by an increase in bisexual identification, suggesting that they think it's gay to fuck femboys

oestrogen could've saved them 😿

no pressure but ummm will the butches of tumblr be lucky enough to get another audio? inquiring minds need to know

for all the handsome butches out there 💖💕🩷

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

It *is* a problem that charismatic species are often focused on for conservation at the expense of less charismatic but important species, but threatened species that are the subject of a lot of public outreach and education are also typically strategically selected.

I suspect that monarch butterflies are an example of this. Milkweed is a highly valuable plant for pollinators and a host plant for like. 400+ insect species. Getting people to plant it to save monarchs is funny because you're essentially finessing people into saving a ton of other insects that they wouldn't ordinarily care about